Embrace the Goon

Wear it like you mean it (because you definitely do).
Not a phase. Not something you’re “trying to quit.” Clean type, dirty reputation. This isn’t just a hobby, it’s who you are. Rock it on your next sesh or out in the wild and watch who gives you the nod.

Product Features

• Seamless, one-piece knit for smooth coverage

• Ribbed collar that stays strong, session after session

• Twill-taped shoulder seams for a comfy, long-lasting fit

• 100% ring-spun cotton - soft enough for skin-on-skin

• Oeko-Tex certified and ethically made for guilt-free wear (or wipe)

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or dry clean

• Iron on low if needed - but honestly, it looks better wrinkled and well-used