Perfect Routine Tee

For those who know the routine. This tee captures the sacred cycle of solo satisfaction in four simple words. Soft, breathable, and made for long sessions or lazy Sundays, it’s the perfect uniform for gooners, strokers, and anyone who takes their self-care seriously. Whether you’re chilling at home or deep in a loop, this shirt gets it.

Product Features

• One-piece knit for a smooth, flattering fit

• Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape

• Twill-taped shoulder seams for long-term comfort

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft and stroke-session ready

• Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach or dry clean

• Iron on low if needed, but let’s be honest - you’re not wearing this to brunch