Did you know: Gooning is Self-Care

Discover why gooning is more than just jerking off - it's a rebellious form of self-care, spiritual release, and bimbo worship.

In a world that constantly tells you to "hustle harder," "grind longer," and "stay productive," there's one radical act of rebellion left: getting absolutely fucking lost in porn, edging your cock into a state of pure braindead hypnosis, and submitting to the infinite pleasures of bimbofied filth. Gooning isn't a habit — it's self-care for the truly enlightened.

🧠 Gooning Rewires Your Brain (for Pleasure and Joy)

Most of modern life is a dopamine disaster — doom scrolling, fake validation, empty notifications. Gooning cuts through the noise. When you drop into a goon trance, you're reprogramming your brain to seek true pleasure again - raw, messy, animal pleasure - not corporate likes and TikTok trash (unless it's brats begging to be watched and glazed with cum).

Every second you edge without cumming, you're retraining your mind to crave real sensation. That's neuroplasticity, baby. And it feels fucking amazing!!

🧘‍♂️ Ancient Civilisation Knew the Power of Edging

Did you know?Taoist sexual practices (dating back over 2,000 years) taught that men should retain their semen to build spiritual power, physical health, and mental clarity.

• Taoists advised edging - bringing yourself to the brink over and over without climax - to harness the orgasmic energy internally.

• They believed frequent ejaculation weakened the life force ("jing"), but that edging could cultivate unlimited vitality and even extend your life.

• Ancient Taoist texts offer guidelines to help men find their own rhythm:

  • In Your 20s: Ejaculate once every four days.

  • In Your 30s: Ejaculate once every eight days.

  • In Your 40s: Ejaculate once every ten days.

  • In Your 50s: Ejaculate once every twenty days.

  • In Your 60s and Beyond: Ideally, ejaculation should be minimized as much as possible.

    
    

The Taoist tradition encourages men to explore the practice of non-ejaculatory orgasms, which can provide intense pleasure without the loss of semen. These whole-body orgasms not only conserve energy but also circulate it throughout the body, enhancing vitality and well-being. Sound familiar? Modern gooning is basically ancient wizardry combined with bimbofied porn addiction. You're not just jerking off - You're literally becoming an immortal cum god.

💪 Gooning Boosts Mental Health

Studies show that healthy sexual self-pleasure:

• Reduces stress and anxiety

• Increases endorphins and dopamine

• Boosts sleep quality

• Improves confidence and emotional stability

By stretching your pleasure longer through gooning, you're milking your own brain chemicals for hours instead of seconds.It's the dopamine version of slow-cooked BBQ — rich, deep, and satisfying as fuck.

🔥 Worshipping Porn Goddesses Is Good for Your Soul

Gooners are lovers, not fighters.We don't just whack it and forget it — we worship the busty, tanned, airheaded porn queens who sacrifice their holes for our endless edging sessions.

Every time you edge to a brain-melting bimbo, you're:

• Honoring beauty, sexuality, and feminine power

• Tapping into primal devotion

• Cultivating gratitude, awe, and horny joy

Gooning is prayer for the perverted. Give thanks for the fucktoy princesses that make their bodies instruments of pleasure. Every hole is to be used and filled with cum!

Conclusion: Embrace the Gooner lifestyle!

So stroke proud, pump that handpussy, and remember: gooning isn’t just jerking off — it’s a way of life. Every session rewires your brain for pleasure, presence, and pure filth. This is your self-care, your therapy, your twisted form of transcendence. The longer you stroke, the deeper you drop. Stay in it. Stay lost. Stay horny. Because true gooners don’t chase the nut — they become it.

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