Top 5 Gooner Time Management Tips

How to edge all day, stay horny, and still collect a paycheck. Master the stealth nut.

Managing your gooner life while pretending to be a functional member of society? That's an art form. Here’s how to master Office Gooning 101 and edge all day without losing your job (or your dignity... what's left of it).

Tip #1 - Time Block Your Nuts

Treat your edging like meetings: 10:30 AM? Quick stroke. 2:00 PM? Bimbo Break. 4:45 PM? Clock-out Goon Fest. If you can book a meeting room, even better. Get in there and rub that cock in your pants (try not to pull it out, someone might have double booked the room)

🔥 Pro Tip: Set up Nut Buddy’s All Day Edge Timer to keep track of your schedule.

Tip #2 - Optimize Bathroom Breaks

Longer dumps? Nah, longer nuts. Bring your phone, AirPods, and a good "secret stash" folder. Hit those 5-10-minute edges during "bathroom meetings."

Tip #3 - Use the 'Research' Excuse

Get real good at flipping tabs between "customer feedback" and OnlyFans bimbo 287.

Nut Buddy’s Quick Hide Mode can save your ass faster than HR can say “mandatory meeting.”

Tip #4 - Desk Jerk Discipline

Edge without touching. Goon to mental images of 90s blonde bimbos while looking dead serious at spreadsheets. If your boss asks why you’re sweating, just say "budget cuts are stressing me out."

Tip #5 - Lunch Hour: Full Depravity

The true pros? They don't eat lunch. They edge through it. Schedule a full 1-hour Braindead Gooner Session. In the car, in a bathroom, a booked meeting room, wherever you can be alone for an hour to finally wrap your handpussy around that goonstick!! Streak it with Nut Buddy to build mental stamina.